if my life was a drink it would be room temperature coke with the ice melted
"can i use your phone for a sec?"
"yeah hold on"
FOUR YEARS TOMORROW DON’T TOUCH ME
I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died
"Help, I’ve fallen glamorously and I can’t get up ;]"
All of the other mannequins look like they’re so sick of his shit.
"God damn it, Jerry’s at it again.
BIG DOGS THAT THINK THEY’RE SMALL LAP DOGS ARE MY FAVORITE DOGS IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage
White ppl are insane omg